The list for June 6, 1994
The Top 12 Least Known Uses of Tofu
- Friday night Tofu-wrestling at the Bubba’s Horseshoe Lounge!
- Main ingredient in Play-Doh.
- Used to stimey forces on D-Day Invasion on beaches of Normandy.
- Emergency-only substitute for KY Jelly.
- Special guest alien on “Star Trek–The Next Generation.”
- What’dya think that white stuff in the middle of an Oreo is?
- The Sex Wax of vegetarian surfers!
- The ill-fated Tofu Mattress.
- Mixed with brown shoe polish and lard for Ronald Reagan’s hair dye.
- New-Age breast implants.
- Regardless of use, please note that it is NOT fit for human consumption!
And the Number 1 Least Known Use of Tofu…
- Pelting newlyweds at vegetarian weddings.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- John Scrivener, San Jose, CA – 1, 8 (Rookie!)
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 2, 6, 7, 10, 11
- Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR – 3
- Roger Ciotti, unknown – 4
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 5, 12
- Sean Erwin, San Diego, CA – 9
- Joshua Lam, San Diego, CA – 9
- Nancy Matus, San Diego, CA – 11
- Boyd Johnson, San Diego, CA – 12
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