The list for December 1, 1997
The Top 10 Least Known Thanksgiving
Traditions (Non-Food Category)
Traditions (Non-Food Category)
- The Mother-in-Law/Daughter-in-Law Tae Kwon Do Blood Match
- Ye Olde Wyffe-Swappinge
- The “Accidental” Walking in on the Niece in the Bathroom
- The Entering Into a Fraudulent Land Deal to Rip-Off the Local Native Americans
- Aunt Jean’s Annual Scotch Rant
- The Taking of the “Alternative” Family Photograph for Those Whose Lifestyle the Rest of the Clan Doesn’t Approve
- Watching the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame’s Annual Trouncing of the Peaceful Buggymen from Amish U.
- Kissing Under the Gristletoe!
- Giving Thanks for Uncle Earl’s Stroke, Which Prevents Him from Doing his Joe Piscopo Impression, and Yet Ironically Facilitates It
And the Number 1 Least Known Thanksgiving Tradition…
- Watching to See if Puxaturkey Phil Sees his Shadow, Signifying Six More Weeks of “It’s a Wonderful Life”
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CREDITS
Selected from 145 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 1 (10th #1)
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 1 (1st #1!)
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 2
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 3, 6
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 4, 7
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 4
- Keith Martin, Atlanta, GA — 5
- John Gennity, Woodhaven, NY — 7
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 8
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 9
- Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 10
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — Banner Tag
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — Topic
- Corduroy 9, Laurel, MD — Ambience
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