The list for November 26, 1997
The Top 11 Least Known
Thanksgiving Traditions
Thanksgiving Traditions
- Bobbing for Giblets
- The After-Dinner Inter-Racial Porno Film to Celebrate Ethnic Diversity
- Not Going To Dinner With The Others And Staying In A Chat Room Until 3am
- During the Post-Turkey Nap, a Quick Game of Roller Hockey with Grampa’s Teeth
- The Reenactment of Myles Standish’s Nekkid Gravy Wrestling with Squanto
- The Reduction of the Turkey’s Conviction to Manslaughter and Subsequent Release Back Into the Wild
- If a Thrown Yam Lands in a Cousin’s Cleavage, She’s Next to Get Hitched! (Arkansas only)
- The Unbuttoning of the Top Pants Button
- The Annual Anna Nicole Smith Mashed Potato Sculpting Contest
- The Post-Dinner Family Finger Pull and Methane Olympics
And the Number 1 Least Known Thanksgiving Tradition…
- Draping leftover turkey skin all over your body and wandering around the neighborhood, shouting, "I AM TURK-OR, GOD OF ALL FOWL!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 145 submissions from 54 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 1 (1st #1!)
- Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 2
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada — 2
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 3, 8, Topic
- Chris Gleason, Germantown, MD — 4
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 5
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 6
- Jennifer Bieneman, Grand Rapids, MI — 7
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — 7
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 9
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 10
- Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 11
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 11
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 11
- Nick Cavalancia — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- Mark Lindsay, Los Angeles, CA — Ambience
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