Least Known Aesop Fables

The list for October 28, 1997
The Top 15 Least Known Aesop Fables

  1. The Slow and Steady, Hardworking Woodland Creature Who is Nevertheless Killed and Made Into a Coat

  2. The Little Armies Who Tried Harder (Even if it lasts seven games, no one cares — unless it’s the two best teams.)

  3. The Donkey, The Elephant, and the Campaign Finance Investigation Committee (It is far better to accuse than to admit.)

  4. The Two Crabs. No, Three. No, Six — Damn, Hand Me The Cream Again.

  5. The Man Who Cried, "Real Killer!"

  6. Grasshopper, the Patient Kung-Fu Student Who One Day Snaps and Kicks His Master’s Butt for Giving Him Such a Lousy Hair-Cut

  7. The Grasshopper Who Kicked the Ant’s Ass and Took All His Stuff

  8. The Lost Poodle and The Frightfully Deep Cleavage

  9. The Tortoise and the Hari Krishna (Sometimes the race goes to the most aerodynamic.)

  10. The Lion’s Tail (Stick to removing thorns from paws and leave hemorrhoids to the professionals.)

  11. The Rug, The Lingerie, The Bites, And The Downward Career Spiral

  12. The Dork, The DOS, and the Cow of Cash

  13. The Bad Actress and the Melons of Gold

  14. The King’s Daughter and the Singing Chameleon
And the Number 1 Least Known Aesop Fable…

  1. The Dog Who Sees His Reflection in the Lake and Subsequently Drowns Trying to Sniff His Own Butt
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CREDITS
Selected from 115 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • David Hyatt, New York, NY — 1 (5th #1)
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 11
  • Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 3
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 4
  • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA — 4
  • Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA — 5
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 6, 7
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 7
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 7
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 8
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 9
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 10, 15
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 12
  • Natasha Filipovic, New York, NY — 13
  • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX — 13
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 14
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — Topic
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • Harry Chapin, whereabouts unknown — Ambience
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