The list for March 13, 2013
The Top 13 Lawyer Pickup Lines
(Part II)
(Part II)
- "Let’s head back to your place and I’ll make a motion to appeal."
- "Ever done it with a guy who knows Latin phrases and *isn’t* a religious leader?"
- "I’m a defense attorney, so I know how to get you off."
- "Your lips may be saying ‘no,’ but that bulge in your pants appears to be committing promissory estoppel."
- "I specialize in penile justice."
- "Want to slide down a barrister?"
- "Legally speaking, it’s not a pickup line, it’s a summons."
- "I’ll gladly take you on, pro boner."
- "You’re appealing, so I’ll need to examine your briefs."
- "Permission to approach the wench?"
- "Erection sustained!"
- "Is your name ‘Lawsuit’? ‘Cause you’ve got some class action going on."
And the Number 1 Lawyer Pickup Line…
- "In the case of ‘You Being Too Damn Hot,’ the jury in my pants must have reached a verdict, because I sense the foreman starting to rise."
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CREDITS
Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1 (92nd #1)
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA — 2
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 3
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 3
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 4, 13
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 5, 6
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 5
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 7
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 8
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 9
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 10
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 11
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 12
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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