The list for March 11, 2013
The Top 13 Lawyer Pickup Lines
(Part I)
(Part I)
- "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold me in contempt?"
- "Could I interest you in an uncivil procedure?"
- "Are you a judge? Because you’ve made everyone rise in my pants."
- "A jury of MY peers would be hung — well hung."
- "Need help with a sexual discovery?"
- "If the girl don’t pout, we must go out."
- "Objection! You’re badgering the penis."
- "Your venue or mine?"
- "How’d you like to lie with me? I’m really good at it."
- "Your Honor, with you on the bench, they ought to re-name this the U.S. Seventh Circuit Court of SEX Appeal!"
- "Turn around so I can cross-examine you."
- "It’s pretty obvious what a girl like you is doing in a place like this, so perhaps we can work out an equitable barter for exchange of services?"
And the Number 1 Lawyer Pickup Line…
- "Pants dismissed!"
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CREDITS
Selected from 94 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 1, 11 (14th #1)
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 2, 8, 13 (Hat trick!)
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 3
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 4, 10
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 6, 9
- Bingo Yarwell, Perth, Australia — 7, 12
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 10
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 10
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA — 10
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 10
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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