Items on Forrest Gump’s “To Do” List

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The list for September 19, 1996
The Top 16 Items on Forrest Gump’s “To Do” List

  1. 1-Pee; 2-Unzip pants; 3-Change order of “TO DO” List

  2. Socks first, THEN shoes

  3. Use digital imaging to shake hands with Abe Lincoln

  4. Let hooker girlfriend talk with President

  5. Cut hole in bottom of box of chocolates for big date

  6. Teach Forrest Junior to fancy whores

  7. Think of funny names for hurricanes

  8. Cut mah own hair again

  9. Talk to Makeup Dept. about that damned beard

  10. Move to Georgia, search for long lost brother Newt

  11. Teach Lil’ Forrest that “box of chocolates” pickup routine

  12. Run to Canada for a sixer of Moosehead

  13. Send a thank you note to Mr. Simpson for the swell knife he gave me on the plane

  14. If Godiva won’t pony up seven figures, say screw ’em and do deal with Brachs

  15. Either cut down on the chocolates or buy a Buttmaster
And the Number 1 Item on Forrest Gump’s “To Do” List…

  1. Make a list of things to do
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CREDITS
Selected from 116 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 1, 8, 14 (2nd #1)
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 2
  • George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 3
  • Lisa Stepaniak, Dearborn, MI — 4
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 4
  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 5
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 6
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 7
  • Norman Kenney, Carlsbad, CA — 9
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 10
  • Kathleen Buchanan, Tuscaloosa, AL — 11
  • Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 12
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 13
  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 15
  • Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 16
  • Chris White, NY, NY — Topic, Listmeister
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