The list for September 12, 1996
The Top 18 Indications That Geeks Rule the Web

  1. I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may implicate me.

  2. See contributor list below.

  3. 20 bad hurricane names; zero complaints.

  4. ’96 World Wide Web Consortium postponed due to international shortage of asthma inhalers.

  5. 78,306,721,987,591,357,852 Karaoke home pages — and counting.

  6. Latest Internet polls show Chris White leading Bob Dole by 10 percentage points.

  7. Chance of hacking your way into the Pentagon still better than chance of hooking up with Cindy Crawford.

  8. 95% of high-level system passwords are based on Star Trek trivia.

  9. Bathroom stalls at information superhighway rest stops all covered with java code graffiti.

  10. Uh, you’re READING it, buddy.

  11. Scanned photos of home page owners all look like cross between Lyle Lovett and Thomas Dolby.

  12. alt.binary.tape.glasses

  13. Money magazine picks Bill Gates as sexiest man alive.

  14. Coco Puff stains on the bottom left corner of most web pages.

  15. Frequent server crashes between 12-1 p.m. because most users have been forced to surrender their lunch money.

  16. Fierce Kirk vs. Picard debate crashes AOL.

  17. “Click here for your free Netscape pocket protector!”
And the Number 1 Indication That Geeks Rule the Web…

  1. Actually, Dogbert rules the Web, geeks are just his loyal minions.
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CREDITS
Selected from 99 submissions by 35 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 1 (1st #1!)
  • Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 2
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 3
  • George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 4, 17
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 5
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 6
  • Lisa Stepaniak, Dearborn, MI — 7
  • Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA — 8
  • Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN — 9
  • Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 10
  • Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 11
  • Kathleen Buchanan, Tuscaloosa, AL — 12
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 13
  • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 14
  • Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 15
  • Dennis Koho, Keizer, OR — 16
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 18
  • Mr. E. Person, New York, NY — Topic
  • Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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