Incomplete Broadcast Sentences Due to the Super Bowl Power Outage

The list for February 4, 2013

Boom, boom! Out go the lights!

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

In case you weren’t watching and have no
Facebook friends, there was a power outage
at the Superdome in New Orleans during
yesterday’s Super Bowl, with half the
stadium’s lights going out for half an hour.

The Top 17 Incomplete Broadcast Sentences
Due to the Super Bowl Power Outage

17. "Oh my! Ray Lewis just killed Colin Kaepernick"
         –with that sack.
    

16. "I sure would like to see Randy Moss bending over"
         –backwards to follow the coach’s instructions.
    

15. "That last commercial was great. I loved watching Psy take a pis"
         –tachio and singing to it.
    

14. "49ers coach Jim Harbaugh just threw up"
         –his arms in disgust over that last call.
    

13. "Beyonce and all of those women on stage made me com"
         –pletely forget about how badly the 49ers played in the first half.
    

12. "Oh, that’s quite the pileup out there. A San Francisco’s 69"
         –, that would be tackle Kenny Wiggins, is still down on the field.
    

11. "Hey, I know Ray Lewis and he’s a real pussy"
         –cat at heart.
    

10. "I can’t believe the food court here at the stadium serves shit"
         –ake mushrooms in garlic sauce!
    

9. "The way Joe Flacco keeps drilling his balls into his receivers, you can’t help but thinking the guy’s a total ga"
        –mer.
   

8. "Ray Lewis has not played well and the blame falls squarely on God"
        –knows what.
   

7. "Earlier this week, Jim and John’s mom admitted she was a hor"
        –rible parent for secretly hoping one team won.
   

6. "That was certainly a memorable McDonald’s ad, showing the dog meat"
        –ting a disabled kid at a Mickey D’s. Quite touching.
   

5. "The 49ers really suc"
        –ceed when Kaepernick is allowed to run.
   

4. "When we have an extended break, I’d like to go to the John"
        –Harbaugh video clip where he talks about coaching against his brother.
   

3. "Whoa! Quarterback Joe Flacco is jerking off"
        –his helmet and throwing it on the field.
   

2. "Not sure what the ref is thinking on this. What a prick"
        –ly situation the 49ers have gotten themselves into.

And the Number 1 Incomplete Broadcast Sentence Due to the Super Bowl Power Outage…

1. "With a lead this big, those Ravens players have got to be subconsciously thinking about blow"
        –ing it.

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CREDITS

Selected from 67 submissions from 27 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 1, 9 (91st #1)
• Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 11
• Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 2, 12
• Pam Wylder, Chicago, IL — 3, 14
• Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX — 4, 13
• Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 5
• Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 6
• Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA — 7
• David Kass, Queens, NY — 8
• Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 10
• Stephanie Landes, Findlay, OH — 11, 15
• Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 16
• Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 17
• Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
• Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor

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