The list for May 13, 1998
The Top 16 Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines
- "What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?"
- "Look, my teeth spell out ‘I love you’ in block letters!"
- "My other stick curves to the right"
- "So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?"
- "Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo."
- "You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things."
- "I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’"
- "You know, less teeth means more tongue!"
- "I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain."
- "I only drool when I’m standing upright."
- "Hi, I’m Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?"
- "Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?"
- "Tho… What’th your thighn?"
- "C’mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon."
- "Me take you eat"
And the Number 1 Hockey Player Pick-Up Line…
- "We’re gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?"
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CREDITS
Selected from 132 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1 (22nd #1)
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 2
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 3
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 4
- Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 5
- Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 6
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 7
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 8
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 9, 10
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 11
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 12
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 13
- Tom Louderback, Boston, MA — 14
- Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 15
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 16
- The Top5 List Contributors — Today’s editors
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
- Nightwalker, Houston, TX — Ambience
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