Good Things About Going to Hell (Part II)

The list for August 27, 1996

The Top 15 Good Things About
Going to Hell
(Part II)

Everywhere you look, there’s a smoking section!
Perpetual flame means never having to eat a lukewarm French fry.
Upon arrival, you realize it’s a big step up from Bakersfield.
Your little “blue flame” trick now produces spectacular results.
Finally get to meet that Rubik guy and tell him what you think of that @#*&%! cube.
There’s absolutely no chance you’ll be living too close to an amusement park.
Party-animal Satan throws one helluva weenie roast!
Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early ’80s).
Finally rid of that pesky little “conscience angel” on *right* shoulder.
Now that you’ve followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.
Which would you rather jam to: Harps & choirs, or Hendrix & Morrison?
Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.
Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler and Hitler.
Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan’s knee.

And the Number 1 Good Thing About Going to Hell…

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