The list for August 26, 1996
The Top 15 Good Things About
Going to Hell
(Part I)
Going to Hell
(Part I)
- None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.
- That Tony Robbins Seminar firewalk trick *finally* pays off!
- Buffet always has plenty of Lucifer’s secret-recipe deviled eggs.
- Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.
- Your “Do you smell something burning?” slays ’em, year after year.
- Plenty of legal help available for filing “wrongful death” lawsuit.
- Newly passed law: Three strikes and you’re back in LA.
- Satan’s confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.
- Inability to ice skate no longer gets in the way of having fun.
- No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole’s election chances.
- Well, sure, it’s hot, but it’s a *dry* heat.
- Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!
- The surprisingly entertaining “Hitler and Kathie Lee Show.”
- Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.
And the Number 1 Good Thing About Going to Hell…
- 52 smmmmmokin’ channels of Jim Carrey!
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CREDITS
Selected from 134 submissions by 41 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Ken Woo, Encinitas, CA — 1, 14 (4th #1!)
- Debbie Lander, Las Vegas, NV — 2
- Chris McKenna, Malibu, CA — 3, 5
- Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 4
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 5
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 5
- Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA — 5, 14
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 6
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 6
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 7
- Larry Baum, La Jolla, CA — 8, 10
- Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 9
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 10
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 10
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 10
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 11
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 12
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 13
- Greg Pettit, Houston, TX — 15
- Chris White, NY, NY — Listmeister
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