Freudian Pick-Up Lines

The list for October 27, 1997
The Top 15 Freudian Pick-Up Lines

  1. “My sign is Ramses, what’s yours?”

  2. “You’re one hot Mama… But of course, all women are!”

  3. “Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.”

  4. “Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?”

  5. “Did I tell you I’m a Certified Pubic Accountant?”

  6. “Y’know, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman.”

  7. “You *must* be tired, because you’ve been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.”

  8. “You remind me of my mother when she was Jung.”

  9. “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.”

  10. “I’ll envy yours, if you’ll envy mine.”

  11. “Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?”

  12. “I believe in putting the ‘psycho’ back in ‘psychoanalysis.'”

  13. “Can I buy you a shrink?”

  14. “Oops! I mean Horatio! My name is *Horatio*.”
And the Number 1 Freudian Pick-Up Line…

  1. “… and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back on and remember none of zis.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 97 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 1, Topic (3rd #1)
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 2 <
  • Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 3, 8
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5
  • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 6, 13
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 7
  • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 9
  • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 10
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 10, 14
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 12
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 15
  • Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • The Artist, Minneapolis, MN — Ambience
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