The list for October 27, 1997
The Top 15 Freudian Pick-Up Lines
- “My sign is Ramses, what’s yours?”
- “You’re one hot Mama… But of course, all women are!”
- “Your ego may be saying ‘no’, but your id is giving me a tongue bath.”
- “Wanna come back to my place and do something you’ll repress later?”
- “Did I tell you I’m a Certified Pubic Accountant?”
- “Y’know, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you’d be a completely different woman.”
- “You *must* be tired, because you’ve been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.”
- “You remind me of my mother when she was Jung.”
- “Excuse me, but I couldn’t help noticing that you’re also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.”
- “I’ll envy yours, if you’ll envy mine.”
- “Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray?”
- “I believe in putting the ‘psycho’ back in ‘psychoanalysis.'”
- “Can I buy you a shrink?”
- “Oops! I mean Horatio! My name is *Horatio*.”
And the Number 1 Freudian Pick-Up Line…
- “… and ven I snap my fingers, you vill put your clothes back on and remember none of zis.”
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CREDITS
Selected from 97 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 1, Topic (3rd #1)
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 2 <
- Denis Rubin, Los Angeles, CA — 3, 8
- Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 6, 13
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 7
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 9
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 10
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 10, 14
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 12
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 15
- Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN — Banner Tag
- Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
- The Artist, Minneapolis, MN — Ambience
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