The list for June 3, 1996
The Top 16 Freemen Pick-up Lines
- “Can I buy you a Molatov Cocktail?”
- “If you think I drove Miss Daisy, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!” (Oops! That’s a MORGAN FREEMAN pick-up line.)
- “I’ve got candles, so think how romantic it’ll be if they DO cut the power!”
- “Whaddaya say we go back to my place and have our own little ‘standoff’?”
- “You want rich? I’ve got my OWN face on the $100 bill!”
- “‘Scuse me, Miss, I couldn’t help but notice the way you shot up that Federal agent back there…”
- “Forget the Bill of Rights — You can search and seize me anytime!”
- “Is that a small firearm, some plastic explosives, an uzi, or a grenade in your pocket — or are you just happy to see me?”
- “Has anyone ever told you that you’ve got a smile like G. Gordon Liddy?”
- “You’re totally out of your mind!? Wow! What a coincidence — so am I!”
- “Bartender, take this check and buy those ladies a drink. Then take this check, and buy them all BMW’s. Then take this one…”
- “Really — I have less than a week to live.”
- “When this is all over, I’m gonna name a state after you.”
- “Your fortified wilderness compound or mine?”
- “Just hold still and mind your antlers. This won’t take long.”
And the Number 1 Freemen Pick-up Line…
- “Tax? The only tax you have to pay here is the LOVE Tax!”
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CREDITS
Selected from 107 submissions by 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Paul Lara, Temple, TX — 1 (Rookie!)
- Caroline Gennity, Queens, NY — 2, 15
- Chris McKenna, Malibu, CA — 3, 5, 11 (Rookie!)
- Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN — 3, 14
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 3, 16
- Gayle Ehrenman, New York, NY — 3
- Greg Sherwin, San Francisco, CA — 3
- Joe Desiderio, New York, NY — 4
- Vickie Neilson, San Diego, CA — 5, 9
- David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 6
- Randy Wohl, Ma’ale Adumim, Israel — 7, 13, 15
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 8 (Rookie!)
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 9, 15
- Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 9 (Rookie!)
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 9
- Alkes Price, Philadelphia, PA — 9
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 10
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 12
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 13 (Rookie!)
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 15 (Hall of Famer)
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 15
- Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA — 15
- Jay Allen, Santa Barbara, CA — Topic
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