Exercises That Can Be Done in a Bar

The list for March 17, 1998
The Top 16 Exercises That
Can Be Done in a Bar

  1. Urinal Mint Discus

  2. The Great "Mony Mony" Karaoke Endurance Test

  3. Jumping Jack Daniel’s

  4. Jerk Clean ‘n’ Jerk

  5. 12-Step Aerobics

  6. Truth-Stretching

  7. Men’s Urinal Fencing

  8. Cherry-Stem Tongue Aerobics

  9. The Men’s "Sucked-in Gut" vs. the Women’s "Stuck-out Breasts" Relay Race

  10. Porcelain Bus Driver Chin-Ups

  11. 125-Pound Wench Press

  12. Male Ego Flatteners

  13. Five-Hour Sedentary Ass Press & Swivel Massage

  14. Forty-Yard Nachos-with-Jalapenos Restroom Dash — "Feel the Burn!"

  15. StareMaster
And the Number 1 Exercise That Can be Done in a Bar…

  1. The "Charles Barkley’s in the Club!" Obstacle Course
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CREDITS
Selected from 135 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 1, 15 (6th #1)
  • Jennifer Markes, West Hollywood, CA — 1 (3rd #1)
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 2, 14
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 3
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ — 3, 7
  • Jennifer Hart, Arlington, VA — 4, 9, 14 (Hat Trick!)
  • Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI — 4, 7
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH — 4
  • Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 5
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 6
  • David Bryant, Columbia, MD — 6, 12
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — 6
  • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY — 7
  • Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — 8
  • Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR — 10
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 11, 14, RU list name
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 11
  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL — 11
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 12
  • Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 13
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 14
  • David Hyatt, New York, NY — 16
  • Mark Onda, Toronto, Canada — Topic
  • Douglas Gauck, Columbia, MD — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/moderator
  • Tommy Castro, San Francisco, CA — Ambience
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