Euphemisms for Presidential Stains

The list for August 10, 1998
The Top 15 Euphemisms for Presidential Stains

  1. Poll Results

  2. Foreign Body Relations Sub-Committee

  3. Stain of the Union on Dress

  4. Executive Dribblage

  5. One Less Stanford Tuition

  6. That About Which Hillary Was Not Consulted

  7. Friendly Fire

  8. The Intern’s Nametag

  9. Heir Force One

  10. Results of Post-Erection Euphoria

  11. Troop Pullout Lateral Casualties

  12. Billy Jack

  13. Leak from the White House Staff
And the Number 1 Euphemism for Presidential Stains…

  1. Citizen Stain
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CREDITS
Selected from 129 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Whit Andrews, Omaha, NE — 1 (1st #1!)
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 3, 6, RU List Name
  • LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA — 3
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA — 4
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ– 5, 12
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 7
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 8
  • Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 9
  • Tom Bestor, Oakland, CA — 10
  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA — 12
  • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 13
  • Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 14
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL — 15
  • Scott Canty, St. Louis, MO — Topic
  • David Kass, Brooklyn, NY– Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • The Stains, whereabouts unknown — Ambience
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