The list for February 13, 1997
The Top 16 Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Lap-based Web browsing
- Gettin’ some air nookie
- Wrangling the invertebrate serpent
- Tango Con Mano
- Jostling your Elder
- Ruminating & Pondering
- Shaking your fist at the ex-girlfriend
- Releasing the hostages
- Tickling your Elmo
- Fixing the Hubble
- Putting the seminal luge team through their paces
- Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
- Beta-testing the hardware
- Downloading from your own website
- Evicting the testicular squatters
And the Number 1 Euphemism for Masturbation…
- Manually Increasing the Surface Temperature of the Ship’s Primary Cannon by Repeated Linear Manipulation
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CREDITS
Selected from 148 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 1
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 2
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN — 3
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — 4
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 5
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 6
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 7
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 8
- Patrick Douglas Crispen, Univ of Alabama — 8
- Marc Cukier, Toronto, Canada — 8
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 8
- Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 9
- Christopher Troise, New York, NY — 9
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA — 10
- R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA — 11, Topic
- Barbara McMahon, Ann Arbor, MI — 12
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 12
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA — 12
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN — 12
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 13
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 14
- Doug Johnson, Santa Cruz, CA — 15
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 16
- John Voigt, Chicago, IL — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — Listmeister
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