The list for October 28, 2013
The Top 20 Euphemisms for Breast Feeding
- tapping the DD keg
- dining on the Lactation Express
- slamming body shots of Leche de la Madre
- nipple tippling
- double dribbling in the front court
- drinking in the scenery
- little mouth on the dairy
- front row at the Michael Boob-le show
- scarfing Nips Ahoy
- horrifying the fundies
- enjoying a late harvest Sauvignon Mom
- lunching with your bosom buddies
- chugging straight from the jug
- deflating the man toys
- winterizing the motorboats
- filling the tank at the Grand Teatons
- wastin’ away again in Mammary-aville
- making a Formula One pit stop
- fracking the funbags
And the Number 1 Euphemism for Breast Feeding…
- getting titfaced
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CREDITS
Selected from 90 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 8, 12 (124th #1) (Hat trick!)
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 2, 5
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 3
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4, 5, 19 (Hat trick!)
- Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 6
- Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA — 7
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 8, 10, 13 (Hat trick!)
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 8, 18
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 8
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 9
- Joe Kilroy, Washington, DC — 11
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 11
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 14
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 15, 17
- David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO — 16
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 17
- Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 17
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 17
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 20
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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