The list for November 26, 1996
The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines
- “You make me hornier before 9 a.m. than most people do all day!”
- “What’s a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??”
- “Drop trou and give me 20!”
- “Care to accompany me to a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a five-mile hike and a hundred pushups?”
- “Soldier, I’m admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.”
- “Remember ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’? I’m neither, baby.”
- “The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.”
- “Wanna know why I’m called a ‘drill’ sergeant?”
- “Drop and give me 69!”
- “Baby, you put the ‘fox’ in ‘foxhole.'”
- “You’ll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it’s your bra.”
- “Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.”
- “Drop and give me 20 — on my lap.”
- “Wanna help me get an ‘honorable discharge’?”
And the Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line…
- “Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.”
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 1 (6th #1)
- Craig Stacey, St. Paul, MN — 2
- Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 3
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 4, 13, Topic
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 5
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 6, 15, Moderator
- Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA — 7, 8
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8, 12
- Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 9
- Dave George, Arlington, VA — 10, 11
- Joel McClure, Sterling Heights, MI — 14
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — Moderator
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC — Topic
- Chris White, New York, NY — Listmeister
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