Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines

The list for December 11, 1996

The Top 15 Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines

“I may not like green ham or eggs,
but I sure love your long, thin legs.”
“Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?”
“From far or near or here or there,
haven’t I seen you before somewhere?”
“That’s not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.”
“Sally from Whoville, what’s your sign?
Let’s blow this joint — your thneed or mine?”
“Y’know, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas — in my pants.”
“I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.”
“Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?”
“I hate this place — the crowd’s so phony!
Say, care to ride me like a pony?”
“My heart ain’t the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.”
“On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled.
Oh, the places we’ll go when I rock your world!”
“How’d you like to be in my next book: ‘Great Legs and Ass’?”
“I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
and so we have this open marriage.”
“Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three.
Would you, could you, come home with me?”

And the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line…

“In all of Hooterville, where there’s Hooters supreme,
yours are the best of the Hooters I’ve seen!”

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