Chess Club Meeting Pick-up Lines

The list for November 19, 1997
The Top 15 Chess Club Meeting Pick-up Lines

  1. "Hey, baby, what say we go into that coat closet and search in my pants for Bobby Fischer, if you know what I mean?"

  2. "The knight is still young. Your place or my parents’?"

  3. "Shall our next game be at your place or at my $60M mansion?"

  4. "Who did your braces?"

  5. "Bet I can make you squeal in less than ten moves."

  6. "I promise my Bishop will wear a little hat…"

  7. "Hand to Queen’s Thigh One!"

  8. "Forget Deep Blue. Say hello to Deep Stu."

  9. "Honey, if this were checkers, I’d jump you right now!"

  10. "Nice set."

  11. "Anyone ever tell you you have the ass of a Grandmaster?"

  12. "I could study your French opening all day long."

  13. "Hi. Gary Kasparov once stepped on my hand."

  14. "I love the way you thrust your rooks deeply into my territory. I’m too weak to counter."
And the Number 1 Chess Club Meeting Pick-up Line…

  1. "Is that the Homer Simpson chess piece from the Franklin Mint collection in your pocket, or are you just packing a roll of quarters for the video arcade?"
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CREDITS
Selected from 137 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA — 1 (4th #1)
  • Josh Fruhlinger, Oakland, CA — 2 (Rookie!)
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 3, 12
  • Fred Hesby, Portland, OR — 4, 13
  • Don Swain, Pontiac, MI — 5
  • Peg Warner, Derry, NH — 6
  • David Bryant, Columbia, MD — 7
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 8
  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — 9 (Rookie!)
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 9, 10
  • Erich Voice, Chicago, IL — 11 (Rookie!)
  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 13
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 13
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX — 14
  • Dave George, Arlington, VA — 14
  • Jesse Garon, San Francisco, CA — 15
  • Matt Siske, Dayton, OH — 15 (Rookie!)
  • Annie Fisher, Philadelphia, PA — 15 (Rookie!)
  • Perry Friedman, Menlo Park, CA — Runner Up list name
  • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — Topic
  • Nathan Hansar, Australia — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • Queen, London, England — Ambience
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