Chapters in Ken Starr’s "Clinton Report"

The list for September 14, 1998

To Mom & Dad Starr, without whom none of this would be possible.

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

Today’s guest moderator is Cristoforo White, currently
in Rome, who decided that (in true American fashion) when
your president is in trouble, you can’t just stand there —
you have to jump in with everybody else and make fun of him.

The Top 13 Chapters in Ken Starr’s
"Clinton Report"

13. Chapter 7 — "Lewinsky" Becomes a Verb
    

12. Chapter 51 — A Few Other Things I Can’t Prove but Wish Were True, So I Leaked Them
    

11. Chapter 4 — Pilferage of Pens, Post-Its, and Other Government Property by the First Family
    

10. Conclusion — Why I, Kenneth Starr, Should Be Your New God
    

9. Chapter 22 — Wherein Our Hero, Overwhelmed by the Duties of Office and Beset on All Sides by the Forces of Evil, Looks About Him and Decides, "This Would Be a Good Time for a Little Oral Sex."
   

8. Chapter 1 — Liar, Liar, Career on Fire
   

7. Chapter 23 — The CLUE Conspiracy: Miss Lewinsky, in the Oval Office, with the Cigar
   

6. Chapter 6 — With All Due Respect Mr. President, Why the Fat Chick?
   

5. Chapter 39 — So Who’s Screwing Who Now, Huh, Mr. Bigshot?
   

4. Chapter 28 — Other Things the President Did While Getting A Hummer
   

3. Conclusion — "Hey Ken Starr, you’ve spent millions of tax dollars of the years preparing your report for Congress. Now what are you going to do?" "I’m going to Disney World to investigate those rumors about Minnie Mou
   

2. Appendix — Links To Other Hot XXX Sites on the Internet

And the Number 1 Chapter in Ken Starr’s "Clinton Report"…

1. Chapter 8 — $40 Million, Same As In Town

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CREDITS

Selected from 81 submissions from 31 contributors.

Today’s list authors were:

• David Kass, Brooklyn, NY — 1, 7, Banner (10th #1)
• Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
• Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 3 (Hall of Famer)
• Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA — 4
• Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY — 5
• Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 6
• Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 7
• Craig Stacey, Lisle, IL — 8, 10
• Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 8 (Hall of Famer)
• Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA — 9 (Rookie!)
• Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 11 (Hall of Famer)
• Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA — 12
• Ann Bartow, whereabouts unknown — 13 (Rookie!)
• Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA — Topic
• Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA — Runner Up List Name
• Cristoforo Columbus, Rome, Italy — List owner/editor
• Richard Starkey, Liverpool, England — Ambience

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