Candidates for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World

The list for October 23, 1997
The Top 16 Candidates for The Seven
Wonders of the Modern World

  1. The Mindnumbingly Long Lines of Disneyland

  2. The Laserama Spectacular behind the Great Pyramid of Giza

  3. The Weighty Conscience of Orenthal James

  4. The Great Statue of Gore

  5. The Towering Hair of Don King

  6. The Mighty Member of Wilt

  7. The Perpetual Sitcoms of Tom Arnold

  8. The Unnaturally Taut Skin of Joan Rivers

  9. The Whip of Miracle

  10. The Inexplicable Career of Guttenberg

  11. The Five Noses of Jacko

  12. The Hanging Testicles of The Rolling Stones

  13. The Detachable Unit of Bobbitt

  14. The Talking Buttocks of Carrey

  15. Martha Stewart’s No-Fuss Cheesecake
And the Number 1 Candidate for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World…

  1. The Mighty Molars of Marv
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CREDITS
Selected from 118 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 1 (11th #1)
  • Kevin Freels, Sun Valley, CA — 1 (3rd #1)
  • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2
  • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA — 3, Banner Tag
  • Patrick New, Chicago, IL — 4, 12
  • Tisha Stacey, Lisle, IL — 4, 9
  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC — 5, 11, 13 (Hat trick!)
  • Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA — 6, 12
  • Rob Winchell, Arlington, MA — 7
  • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL — 8
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 10
  • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC — 11
  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA — 12
  • Stephen Pace, Houston, TX — 14
  • Larry Baum, Hong Kong — 15 <
  • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 16
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA — Topic
  • Chris White, New York, NY — List owner/editor
  • Steveland Morris, Detroit, MI — Ambience
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