The list for May 9, 1994
The Top 6 Bad Ideas for Mother’s Day Gifts

  1. Last year’s belated Mother’s Day gift.

  2. A month’s worth of laundry.

  3. Spam sushi.

  4. A family portrait of you with your dad and his new wife.

  5. A gift certificate to Condoms ‘R’ Us.
And the Number 1 Bad Idea For a Mother’s Day Gift…

  1. The “Long Dong Silver” model vibrator (w/attachments).
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 1, Topic
  • Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 2, 4
  • Vickie Neilson, San Diego, CA – 3
  • Nancy Matus, San Diego, CA – 5
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 6
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