The list for February 21, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
A leader of an Amish community in rural
eastern Ohio was recently sentenced to
15 years in prison for forcibly cutting
the beards and hair of community members.
eastern Ohio was recently sentenced to
15 years in prison for forcibly cutting
the beards and hair of community members.
The Top 14 Amish Crimes
- indecent exposure, ankles, elbows or scalp
- unlawful assembly (of IKEA furniture)
- counterfeit quilting
- DAAAWI (Doing Anything At All While Intoxicated)
- unlawful possession of a waffle maker
- barn razing
- battery, possession of
- vehicular goatslaughter
- criminal possession of shiny buttons in the third degree
- public display of indecent churning technique
- assault with intent to zipper
- grand theft buggy
- tampering with a whittler
And the Number 1 Amish Crime…
- speeding; 5 mph in a posted 2 mph zone
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CREDITS
Selected from 80 submissions from 30 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 1, 4 (19th #1)
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 2
- David Zechiel, Lake Forest, CA — 3, 8
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 3, 12
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 4
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 4
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 5, 8
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 5, 14
- Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 5
- Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7, 13
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 8
- Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN — 8
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 8
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 9, 14
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 9
- Bryan Wendeln, Raleigh, NC — 9
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 10, 14
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 11, 14
- Caryn Kennealy, Glendale, CA — 11
- Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 14
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 14
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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