The list for September 20, 1996
The Top 18 Anti-Drug Slogans
Almost Used by Bob Dole
Almost Used by Bob Dole
- Drugs Are For Candy-Ass, Mealy-Mouthed, No-Good Liberals
- Who Needs Magic Mushrooms When You’ve Got The Libmeistress?
- I Knew Timothy Leary, And No Amount Of Drug Use Will Make You Timothy Leary
- No Drugs – Oxygen In Use
- Just Don’t Do It, But If You Do, Call Robert Downey, Jr. And Do It Right
- Cigarettes & Booze; Good Enough For Bob Dole, And Good Enough For You
- If you even *think* about doing drugs, young man, I’m going to call your mother and we’ll see what SHE has to say about it.
- Lick Me All Over, But Not If I’m Covered With Drugs
- HEY, You Kids! Don’t Smoke That Crap On My Lawn!
- Look At Me, I’m High On Vapo-Rub!
- If You’re Drug-Free And You Know It, Clap Your Hands
- Oh For Christ’s Sake, Knock It Off!
- Keep It Up, Pot-Head, And We’ll See Who Laughs Last
- If You Take Drugs, I’ll Jab You With This Pen
- This is the Top Five editor. These are his lists for the past two weeks. Any questions?
- Kids Who Smoke Hemp Aren’t Down With Dole/Kemp
- Heroin: The Other White Meat
And the Number 1 Anti-Drug Slogan Almost Used by Bob Dole…
- Don’t even get high on *LIFE*, and while we’re at it, don’t masturbate, either, ya filthy little punks!
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CREDITS
Selected from a healthy 180 contributions from 51 drug-free contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA — 1 (7th #1)
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO — 2
- Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT — 3
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA — 3
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL — 3
- David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ — 4
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD — 5
- Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA — 6
- Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA — 7
- David Hyatt, New York, NY — 8
- Meredith Ogden, Ithaca, NY — 9
- Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA — 10
- Jeffrey House, Detroit, MI — 11
- Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC — 12
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA — 13
- Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA — 14
- Paul Lara, Temple, TX — 15
- Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA — 16
- Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA — 17
- Rebecca Smith, Dallas, TX — 18
- Chris White, NY, NY — Topic, Listmeister
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