by cdub721 | Dec 18, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 18, 2013 Where’s that damn figgy pudding?!? NOTE FROM CHRIS: There’s been a bit of a kerfuffle in the news lately as to whether Santa Claus (a fictitious character) is actually white. Have no fear, HumorLabs is here to settle this...
by cdub721 | Dec 16, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 16, 2013 Contains only organic tobacco. NOTE FROM CHRIS: An interpreter used to communicate with hearing-impaired people at a memorial service held for Nelson Mandela recently was apparently a fake. The dude was flashing nonsensical...
by cdub721 | Dec 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 13, 2013 America’s #1 way to wasting corporate time. The Top 20 Frosty the Snowman Complaints Two words: Global warming Never seems to get a corncob pipe from Colorado. Without legs, you’re a sitting duck if that Zimmerman guy comes...
by cdub721 | Dec 11, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 11, 2013 Spot wash badly soiled areas. The Top 15 Idiotic Hashtags #Sideb00bAlert #ItWasConsensual #Kanye4Prez2016 #BowlingIsCool #BradyBunchReboot #CravingPositiveAffirmation #AmishSelfies #FastFoodStrikeSuccess #LanceStillWinner...
by cdub721 | Dec 9, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 9, 2013 Includes two pairs of 3D glasses. The Top 20 Potentially Dangerous Toys Bubonic Rat Habitrail The game of Life Without Parole Mayor Rob Ford NoseCandyland Game My First Chemistry Set, Walter White Edition Snakes and Adders Game...
by cdub721 | Dec 6, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 6, 2013 …and Robin Williams as Mrs. Claus. NOTE FROM CHRIS: MSNBC has cancelled Alec Baldwin’s “Up Late” talk show due to the actor’s public tirade with a paparazzi and an already dwindling number of viewers. The Top...
by cdub721 | Dec 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 4, 2013 Batteries not intended. NOTE FROM CHRIS: In case you weren’t aware of it, there’s a war going on yet again this holiday season: The War on Christmas(TM)! There have been reports of people nationwide shelling their neighbors...
by cdub721 | Dec 2, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for December 2, 2013 Now available for use with Windows 95 The Top 15 Favorite Holiday Songs of Bullies Violent Night Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go! I Saw Your Mama Blowing Santa Claus, Loser Here We Come A-Wedgieing You Baby, It’s Cold Outside...
by cdub721 | Nov 27, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for November 27, 2013 Now in Dolby THX Ultra-Surround Sound! The Top 15 Unsaid Dialogue Snippets From Movies The English Patient Almasy: “I promise I’ll come back for you. I promise I’ll never leave you. Unlike most of the people who started...
by cdub721 | Nov 25, 2013 | Uncategorized
The list for November 25, 2013 Contains recycled flax and chia seeds. NOTE FROM CHRIS: Charles Manson, 79, and still in prison in California, is going to marry Star, a 25-year-old brunette who’s been loyally visiting Manson in jail since she was 19 years old and...
