The list for December 2, 2013
The Top 15 Favorite Holiday Songs of Bullies

  1. Violent Night

  2. Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!

  3. I Saw Your Mama Blowing Santa Claus, Loser

  4. Here We Come A-Wedgieing

  5. You Baby, It’s Cold Outside — So Stay Out There Until I Decide to Let You Back In

  6. Whaling in a Wedgie Wussyland

  7. Your Grandma’s Gonna Get Run Over and Have Pain, Dear

  8. Black and Blue Christmas

  9. Rude Oaf the Red-Nose Renderer

  10. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fisticuffs

  11. All I Want for Christmas Is Your Two Front Teeth

  12. O Swirly Night

  13. Yo Tannenbaum! Fork Over Your Test Answers!

  14. Deck the Halls and the Smiths and the Millers…
And the Number 1 Favorite Holiday Song of Bullies…

  1. Hark! The Harold Weinstein Weeps
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CREDITS
Selected from 77 submissions from 27 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 1, 10 (117th #1)
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 5
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
  • Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 4
  • Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 5, 8
  • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA — 5, 8
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 5
  • Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 6
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 7, 15
  • Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 8, 15
  • Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 8
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 8
  • Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 9
  • Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 11
  • Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 12
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 13
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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