The list for June 23, 1994
The Top 18 Signs There Is Intelligent
Life in the Universe
Life in the Universe
- Ben & Jerry are stepping down!
- NASA recently approved for membership in Pan-Galactic CD Club.
- Ever tried to make a crop circle? It ain’t easy!
- Plan to infiltrate Earth with Top 10 lists and variants working like a charm.
- How could ten million rednecks all be wrong?
- New constellation forming near Orion in the shape of Elvis’ face with a red circle around it and a line through it.
- Can’t be sheer coincidence that almost any three stars in the night sky form a triangle.
- Innermost ring of Saturn consists mainly of luggage lost during space travel.
- ‘Cause Carl Sagan sez so, and he’s a scientist, ain’t he?
- Chocolate that melts in your mouth – not in your hands.
- Only *truly* intelligent beings could carefully place the holes in their ozone layers away from large population centers.
- Finally proven: Earthly technology incapable of producing silly putty.
- Where do think those cool caps with the beer can holders and tube straws come from?
- Shopping cart wheels with minds of their own!
- Calls to space shuttle mysteriously put on call-waiting.
- The alphabet fits perfectly into that little song.
- Unexplained “Kick Me” sign found taped to back of astronaut after space walk.
And the Number 1 Sign There Is Intelligent Life in the Universe…
- Star Trek, Studs, Arsenio, Tom Arnold — all CANCELLED!
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:
- Steve Maybo, San Diego, CA – 1, 2
- Ken Wilson, Kansas City, MO – 1, 3
- Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD – 1, 7, Topic
- Lane Schaller, Schaumburg, IL – 1, 8
- David Oskardmay, Schaumburg, IL – 1, 8
- Roger Ciotti, Kenosha, WI – 1
- Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN – 1
- Don Horton, Sacramento, CA – 4 (Rookie!)
- Ric Belding, Anaheim, CA – 5, 9
- Ken Woo, San Diego, CA – 6
- LeMel Hebert-Williams, Alameda, CA – 7, 12
- Sharon Yonkers, Clarksville, TN – 8
- Jim Louderback, San Francisco, CA – 10
- Mitch Patterson, Melbourne, FL – 11
- David Pilkington, Lake Forest, IL – 13 (Rookie!)
- Chris Willis, Boston, MA – 14
- Elliott Schiff, Pittsburgh, PA – 15
- David Steed, Fairburn, GA – 16
- David Sklar, New Haven, CT – 17
- Sam Evans, Charleston, SC – 18
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