The list for May 6, 1994
The Top 5 Reasons the Rolling Stones
Shouldn’t Tour Again

  1. Hasn’t the public suffered enough??

  2. “Can’t Get No Satisfaction” now refers to constipation problem.

  3. “Depends” undergarments not as safe as they seem to be.

  4. Geriatric pelvic thrusts are not exactly crowd pleasers.
And the Number 1 Reason The Rolling Stones Shouldn’t Tour Again…

  1. Might embarrass the grandkids.
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CREDITS
Today’s list authors were:

  • Chris White, San Diego, CA – 1, 3, 4, Topic
  • Nancy Matus, San Diego, CA – 2
  • Sue Heim, San Diego, CA – 4
  • Renea Beeler, Morehead, KY – 5
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