The list for November 7, 2013
The Top 15 Signs You’re Way
Too Obsessed With Sports
Too Obsessed With Sports
- You grew a beard during the playoffs. And so did your wife, which you found kinda sexy.
- You congratulate your co-workers for a job well done by slapping them on the ass, and you’re not the mayor of San Diego.
- You pull your husband from your mound and bring in a closer.
- Your family’s Sunday pancake breakfast takes place in a faceoff circle, and if your reflexes aren’t quick enough, you go hungry.
- You hire Michael Buffer and two ring girls for your employee review.
- You’re now asking the wife to inject EACH buttock with a syringe full of orange juice before you head off to work.
- You’re part of a fantasy curling league.
- The Pro Football Hall of Fame has an exhibit featuring your living room.
- After he orgasms, you tell your husband that the hunky neighbor is coming over for "the second half of today’s scheduled double header."
- The only thing you notice in Miley Cyrus’ twerking routine is her awesome foam finger.
- Your kids are named Gronk, Megatron, Crime Dog and Big Unit. And those are just the girls.
- After every staff meeting, you dump Gatorade over your boss.
- Every Monday, you post your children’s rankings on the fridge.
- "Not now, Charlize! ‘Sports Center’ is on."
And the Number 1 Signs You’re Way Too Obsessed With Sports…
- On your daughter’s 16th birthday, you present her with the keys to a brand new Zamboni.
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CREDITS
Selected from 77 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 1 (56th #1)
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 2
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 3
- Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 4
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4, 9
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 6
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 7, 10
- Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA — 8, 15
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 11
- Daina Schatz, New York, NY — 12
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 13
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 14, Topic
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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