The list for November 13, 2013
The Top 14 Signs a Game Show Is Rigged
- "Woman with the large breasts in a thin T-shirt in the front row, COME ON DOWN!!!"
- You notice that you’re not the only person in the audience of "The Price Is Right" whose name tag reads "Loser."
- You’re trying to stick to the diet, but a naked Jillian Michaels just slathered herself with whipped cream.
- One of the families on "Family Feud" is the Gambinos.
- The other contestants get to use a stylus to submit their "Final Jeopardy!" answers. You have to use an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Your teammates on "Celebrity Pictionary"? Stevie Wonder and Jose Feliciano.
- The last-place finisher on "The Biggest Loser" just finished first on "American Ninja Warrior."
- Your opponent has to write their answer as a question. You have to write your answer as a past negative subjunctive.
- One of the panelists on "I’ve Got a Secret" is NSA Director Keith Alexander.
- Every time the white guy in the suit spins the wheel, all the "Bankrupt" spots change to "Bailout."
- "Double Dare’s" Sundae Slide has been changed to the Sandpaper Slide.
- The first question each "Let’s Make a Deal" contestant is asked: "You’re not the Fuzz, are you?"
- The panelists are stymied to utter frustration when Congress appears on "To Tell the Truth."
And the Number 1 Sign a Game Show Is Rigged…
- One of the contestants on "The Newlywed Game" is a polygamist.
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CREDITS
Selected from 61 submissions from 23 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 1, 6 (10th #1)
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 2
- Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 3
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 4, Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 5
- Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 7
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
- Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9
- Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 10, 13
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 11
- Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 12
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 14
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — List Moderator
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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