Signs a Game Show Is Rigged

The list for November 13, 2013
The Top 14 Signs a Game Show Is Rigged

  1. "Woman with the large breasts in a thin T-shirt in the front row, COME ON DOWN!!!"

  2. You notice that you’re not the only person in the audience of "The Price Is Right" whose name tag reads "Loser."

  3. You’re trying to stick to the diet, but a naked Jillian Michaels just slathered herself with whipped cream.

  4. One of the families on "Family Feud" is the Gambinos.

  5. The other contestants get to use a stylus to submit their "Final Jeopardy!" answers. You have to use an Etch-A-Sketch.

  6. Your teammates on "Celebrity Pictionary"? Stevie Wonder and Jose Feliciano.

  7. The last-place finisher on "The Biggest Loser" just finished first on "American Ninja Warrior."

  8. Your opponent has to write their answer as a question. You have to write your answer as a past negative subjunctive.

  9. One of the panelists on "I’ve Got a Secret" is NSA Director Keith Alexander.

  10. Every time the white guy in the suit spins the wheel, all the "Bankrupt" spots change to "Bailout."

  11. "Double Dare’s" Sundae Slide has been changed to the Sandpaper Slide.

  12. The first question each "Let’s Make a Deal" contestant is asked: "You’re not the Fuzz, are you?"

  13. The panelists are stymied to utter frustration when Congress appears on "To Tell the Truth."
And the Number 1 Sign a Game Show Is Rigged…

  1. One of the contestants on "The Newlywed Game" is a polygamist.
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CREDITS
Selected from 61 submissions from 23 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:

  • Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 1, 6 (10th #1)
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 2
  • Adela Branson, Soda Springs, ID — 3
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — 4, Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 5
  • Jay Shuck, Minneapolis, MN — 7
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
  • Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA — 10, 13
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA — 11
  • Paul Wiley, Westtown, NY — 12
  • Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 14
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX — List Moderator
  • Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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