The list for November 18, 2013
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
Recently, the patent for the artificial
sweetener Aspartame (sold as “Nutrasweet”
and found in most diet sodas and many other
sugar-free foods) was finally made available
to the public, and it turns out it’s actually
made from the excrement of E. coli bacteria.
sweetener Aspartame (sold as “Nutrasweet”
and found in most diet sodas and many other
sugar-free foods) was finally made available
to the public, and it turns out it’s actually
made from the excrement of E. coli bacteria.
The Top 15 Beverages Made
With Poop-Based Sweetener
(Part I)
With Poop-Based Sweetener
(Part I)
- Coca-Colon
- Crapple
- Mountain Doo
- Dungeray and Tonic
- Cafe Ameriguano
- Shite
- Stool-Aid
- Diet Rhea
- Screaming Bowel Movement
- Scat on the Beach
- Yoo-Poo
- Bunkist
- Shatsta
- RunnyD
And the Number 1 Beverage Made With Poop-Based Sweetener…
- Arse-y Cola
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CREDITS
Selected from 110 submissions from 38 contributors.
Today’s list authors were:
- Roy Skogstrom, Pepeekeo, HI — 1, 9 (10th #1)
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA — 1, 14 (30th #1)
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA — 2, 3
- Steve Huntington, San Jose, CA — 2
- Jeremy Shelley, Possum Trot, KY — 3, 14
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA — 3, Topic
- Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 3
- Joe Kilroy, Washington, DC — 4, 5
- Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA — 5
- Randy Pan, Sulphur, LA — 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7, 13
- Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8
- Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 9, 15
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 9
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH — 9
- Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada — 10
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA — 10
- Kevin Dopart, Washington, DC — 11
- Shaune R. Stark, Cedar Park, TX — 12
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 14
- Matt Kall, Solon, OH — 14
- Vic Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 15
- Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 15
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — Banner Tag
- Chris White, Olympia, WA — List owner/editor
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